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its party time.

todays the day.
thats right kids.
we're talking the biggest event of the year.
what is it, exactly?

well. its the Chimes Staff Christmas Party, thats what it is.
world market carbonated soda included.
where: chief and Gail's casa.
who: chimes staff
what: a partay
why: why the heck not.

we're doing a gift exchange.
and i dont know why,
but effing kyle knows that i got his name.
he knew i would crack and say something.
and he was right.

i hate you sketchball.

i like emily's gift to collin. its classy
and it involves yellow snow.


also.
mike-v is gone. he's in AZ
and its just so sad.
because he's now 20.
which means he'd party EVEN HARDER
if he blessed us with his presence today.
alas, he's with his family.

i thought we were his family.
but i thought wrong.

CHIMES HAS ONE ISSUE LEFT FOR THIS SEMESTER.
strange. strange thought.
i hope we end on a good note.
and then step it up for next semester.

listening to hank cianci right now.
brilliant.



so recap.
chimes party.
tonite 6.
there should be post party drama.
so if youre lucky.
there will be TWO posts today.

wow,

dream big.



merry christmas.

i gained 5 pounds today

why do you ask?

because its thanksgiving.
that day where americans make an excuse
to stuff their faces because we are hogs and took over america.
way to go...us.

im talking to katiemac online right now via facebook chat.
shes says to discuss the possible things we should do for mikevs birthday.
which is on the 6th!

and hes going away to celebrate multiple villa birthdays.
his dad and gpa apparently.
thats crap and chimes ppl are way more important.
and hes going to miss THE PARTY OF THE YEAR.
at michelle and gails house...partyhardy.

i saw weds. night we celebrate.
or scare the crap out of him and then celebrate.
like steal his camera and then go on a scavenger hunt looking for it.
and at the end it will be a party! for him!
in the chimes office!
bahaha. brilliant.

also
i need to find a gift for my secret person santa angel thing.
wait what? anyways.
a picture album of me is in the running.
top 3...eeeh 2.
ok so just kidding.
its my only option right now.
ooor i could find something totally rad in sanfran.
like aids. in a bag.
OR something else thats really cool.

and katie
goodluck finding something fitting for your person.
good good good luck.
luck good. woot.

katie i love northern california.
its so sad youre the only one who reads this blog.
because its so enjoyable and well rounded.
you laugh you cry you get inspired.
you get mad. and you laugh.
its really for all audiences.

also.
congrats to the CGB for the longest post of the year so far!
also.
an editors note.
last post did not correctly state CGB. it said CBB perhaps.
well this IS the CHIMES GOSSIP BLOG.
not the CHIMES BOY BLOG.
cause thatd be stupid.

this is the latest gossip people.

so.recap.
mikes birthday...must be celebrated.
chimes party...going to be a good time i hope. i hope
there is drama to gossip about.
and there are bathing suites involved
which usually leads to drama.
AWESOME.
also.


i am t to the otally just flipping kidding.

and we should get mike
A NEW CAMERA
oh wait he has like 14 of those.

and lets all be reminded that
justin is engaged.
kyle cut his hair, PTL. hahaha. i just used that phrase.
guess what it means? just guess.

aaand.
i was watching the news today
at alyssas grandmothers house. in northern california.
and on the news. was a team of astronauts
and one of them looked like longinow.
so im thinking.
is he in space right now?
because it REALLY looked like him.
so.

breaking news:
longinow dropped the chimes
and is now in space.
and will be landing on earth in a few days.

also.
happy thanksgiving.
i want to live in northern california
when i grow up.
which is in about 3 months
that when i shall grow up.
so biola drop out
here i come?

negative.
i could never leave the chimes.

<3

big news.

justins engaged!

and kyle cut his hair!

and i have to pee.!

the latest on big Mac

katie almost told someone about this site.
the C-B-B as we like to call it.

what will the office come to
if people know this exists?
shall life ever be the same?

i guess the rest of the chimes year
lies within the power of katies mouth.
be wise, big mac.
about what you tell people.

the tongue is a powerful thing.

wednesdays.

im a photographer so i do absolutely nothing.
but they seem to be stressful for everyone else.

the new tiffy is that deadline is not being made.
i think everyones busy posing for the 8 million photos
that get taken of one another every weds. night...
put down the cameras people.
and shalom-cut back on the proposing.
(the stunt you pulled DID impress like 4 girls tho)

also in the latest news,
mike wants to play drums on weds.
this seems to bring both tension and worried faces
to the chimes staff... what will come of this dilemma? stay tuned.

kansas city

6 of our people are gone for...forever.
theyre at a conference. partying it up in a hotel with longinow,
and hopefully learning new things to help us improve the CHIMES.

katie mike and kels keep calling or texting.
i think they need better communication skills.

katies birthday window signs are still up in the office.
i wonder if they will ever go away.

kyles hair basket is very empty. oh well.

hope everyone had a spiffy halloween.

The First Birthday

Today is Katies birthday. She is now officially 20!
woop-de-doo.

The office is decorated,
and cake and sparkling cider will be had.

Katie, our chimes wonder woman,
should have one heck of a birthday night.

I hope it slips into the paper that
its katies birthday.

perhaps its breaking news
to most of the campus...?

Fools.

No one thought this blog was real.
Think again, Chimes staff.