Saturday, May 16, 2009

chimes staff party.

today we will be galavanting to one of the best places known to mankind--the beach.
last night was the first time i had been to the beach this entire semester.
this made me propose the following questions to self: do i actually reside in california? why haven't i gone to the beach yet?
do i have any friends? etc.

today shall be a hoot and a half.
frolicking in the sand, possibly going in the ocean [heck no, techno for me.. i prefer east coast water]
perhaps a sing-a-long or two, dinner, and a hopefully some good conversation.

i cannot wait to dedicate the chimes song to chief.
i believe she will undeniably like it...
hopefully the rest of you can tolerate it OK.

see you all tonight.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Sunday, May 10, 2009

jacob.

jacob weinerschinitzehlfrischershwitz is on the naughty list.
he is not very nice to me, and i am sad by this.
although i believe in the end we have a mutual lack of
trust for one another, i really hope
you don't actually find my room and throw a waterballoon at me?
that'd be sweet if you forgot about that one. thanks.

peace and love people. thats what its all about.
none of that hokey pokey stuff.

kwattz party=huge hit.
we all ate our weight in amazing food,
and then conveniently danced it all off?
whoowoodaaathought.

juicy gossip later.
it is so late
and i am a goner.
TTFN.

ps geocashing tomorrow.
katie and kelsey adventures are my fave.

oh and we're hanging out tomorrow
but it's not because were in a click
or want to exclude you.
unless you're first name is jacob,
then yes we purposely don't want you there.

happy mothers day, sam!

Saturday, May 9, 2009

bbq at kwattz casa.

be there,
or give your two weeks notice.





oh wait...

Thursday, May 7, 2009

the time is now.

tonight was the first time i actually stayed and watched a production night take place. although i enjoy spending time in the office on wednesday night, i feel as though my presence is not beneficial towards the ultimate goal of producing a newspaper by deadline. my volume tends to go up a few notches because the office is so darn quiet, and everything seems to be a little bit larger than life and i'd dare to say a lot funnier when in the office. alas, i blame this volume and humor problem on the vapor-esque drugs that are trigged to spray when the office door swings open.

i am one of the select individuals to receive the one-year-complimentary-chimes-staff-vapor-drug-ceremony every time i step into the office. and for that, i want to say thank you.

on a completely unrelated note, i am pleased to announce that Nathan Gentilin has chosen to continue stalking the Chimes for "a project he has for a anthropology class" (aka, the CIA). It was brought to his attention tonight that it would be beneficial for Nate to see the Chimes Staff of 2008-2009 outside of "the dark, and in the light" (Julianna, Copy Editor. New E.I.C.) I understand that the light and dark metaphor may be puzzling to some of you more literal readers, thus I will try my best to unfold this deep statement. The dark, I believe, is referring to a confined, physical location of the Chimes office (this is located on the upper portion of the Student Union Bulding--SUB) which coincidentally lacks proper light bulbs in some lamps and often produces a shady, dark aura over the work space. The light, I believe, is a metaphor for the real world (as in, not the MTV show). The world outside of the office.

Think about it people. Have you ever seen Julianna eat food? I haven't. Can Gail drive a car? I don't know--I've never seen her do it before. Does Kelsey actually go to Torrey sessions? Does Mike actually drum? Does Kyle actually have a CD? Does Katie actually have a sister named Laura? Is Siobhan really an international student?

These are burning questions. Questions that cannot be answered within the context of the darkness.

So I challenge you, staff of 2008-2009.
REVEAL YOURSELF. STEP IN THE LIGHT.
Stop being so darn mysterious, for crying out loud.
We have two weeks left. 1/4 of you are leaving us for good.
Get to know one another. Ask the tough questions.
Have lunch. Go on a photoshoot.
Ask her out all ready. Learn MIke's middle name.
Ask Kelsey what she wants to be when she grows up.
Ask Siobahnasfen how to spell her name for real.


Don't wait.
The Time is Now.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

shiooooobaaaanvvvvvv

she needs a blind date for a group blind date.
if you're a single male and you're reading this,
call her now.

806-283-2288

thanks boys.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

kelsey heng.

one of my favorite people of all times.